I can't tell the boys from the girls
Well I've been a bachelor all my life I thought the time had come to take a wife So I moved to the city to find myself a mate But I get all confused when I start looking for a date Oh, I can't tell the boys from the girls And friends it's really messing up my world They all wear long hair and bouncy curls And I can't tell the boys from the girls I walked in a picture show and found a seat This pretty little thing sat down in front of me I leaned over and asked her if she'd like some company But I rearly died when she truned out to be a he * Refrain I'm going to leave this city and go home I guess I'll stay single from now on But I won't make the same mistake by coming here again Cause I can't tell difference between the hers and hims * Refrain