Burglar man
I'll tell you a story 'bout a burgolar man who went to rob a house He creeped in at the window just as quietly as a mouse Thinkin' of the money that he would get, as under the bed he lay He certainly saw a sight that night that made hes hair turn gray About nice o'clock an old maid came in, "I'm so tired" she said Thinkin' everything would be alright, she forgot to look under the bed She pulled out her teeth, and her big glass eye, and her hair came from off'n her head That burglar man had nineteen fits as he crawled from under the bed She drew a pistol from out of the drawer, and to this burglar man said "Young man if you don't marry me, I'll blow off the top of your head" We'll he looked at her teeth and her big glass eye, and he had no place to scot So he turned to the old maid standin' by, and said "Woman, for the Lord's sake shoot" Now the burglar man is dead I know, but I don't know where he's gone Up above, or down below, I'm now thru singin' this song